Netizens create a youth map of Spring Festival travel, and the high-end Spring Festival travel equipment is amazing (photo)

Netizens create a youth map of Spring Festival travel, and the high-end Spring Festival travel equipment is amazing (photo)...

On January 3, several pictures of "Spring Festival Transport Equipment" posted on Weibo attracted a lot of attention from netizens, making people marvel and immediately set off the first wave of "ridicule" about the 2012 Spring Festival Transport. Yesterday, after many inquiries, the reporter finally found the original author of the "Spring Festival Transport Equipment" picture, Miss Wang, and the "Spring Festival Youth" picture created by him instantly "killed" ordinary youths, literary youths, and 2B youths who were particularly popular in 2011.

"Screaming chicken" clears the way, the tattoo stickers are particularly domineering

Among miss Wang's creations, "Spring Festival travel equipment that keeps people away from you" is the most It’s amazing: those flat shoes composed of countless pointed rivets have a very domineering name of “refuse to step on rivet shoes”. Once you step on them, you will be splashed with blood for five steps. Dear, Taobao has the real ones. You can also wear them when squeezing the subway or bus. The chicken with a golden body and a frightening squawking was aptly named the "Screaming Chicken". With a squeeze of both hands, the screaming chicken's heart-rending cry resounded throughout the carriage, and even the garbage was not allowed to stand in the aisle. There is also a very domineering tattoo sticker that once you stick it on your body, you will immediately turn into a gangster, and no one will come close within a 3-foot radius, which is the best way to keep you safe. The last drink of the terrifying plasma pack drink will definitely drive everyone who sees it crazy!

Bring the bull to milk at any time and pass the time on the mahjong table

Anti-theft underwear, mini mahjong table, copycat mobile phone with 720-day power supply, and adult diapers , melamine-free bull head, snakeskin woven bag, foldable stool, lane privilege certificate. Among the "Spring Festival Hardware Equipment" created by miss Wang, the most popular one is the mini mahjong table. It's a long journey, but you may be able to win back the fare! The majority of netizens strongly suggest that the Ministry of Railways should also be more liberal and establish a few regular mahjong tables. This is called humanized management! By the way, remember to bring a melamine-free cow so you can milk it and drink it anytime you are thirsty!

Different Spring Festival transportation equipment, Spring Festival transportation youth are divided into "four categories"

According to the different "Spring Festival transportation equipment", the classification of "Spring Festival transportation youth" is also very different! Young people who wear snakeskin bags, diapers, and benches are called "hard-working young people"; those who wear safety hammers, anti-wolf spray, and target cameras to ensure safety are called "persecuted and delusional young people"; those who enjoy meditation cushions, neck pillows, and Kung Fu tea parties are called "calm young people"; those who carry them with them everywhere Threaded historical records, goblets, and European travel guides, gloriously called "Youth Pretended 13", loomed in front of the "Youth during the Spring Festival", turning the ordinary youths, literary youths, and 2B youths who became popular on the Internet in 2011 into a cloud in an instant!

Creation Revealed

Four friends complained about the fun of the Spring Festival travel

There are 4 creators of the above "Spring Festival Transport Equipment" and "Spring Festival Transport Youth", the main player is M Miss Wang now works as an editor for a website in Beijing. “After a friend went through all kinds of hardships to buy a ticket to go home, the four of us got together to complain about their experiences, and that’s how we created it.” Miss Wang recalled that the worst experience during the Spring Festival travel period was when she was a student, “Going to T9 in Chongqing Ah, it’s very crowded, hard seats. I forgot about the train speed increase at that time. Is it 28 hours or how long? Anyway, I haven’t been to the toilet in the past 28 hours because the toilets are full of people. I haven’t eaten in 28 hours. I don’t want to eat when I see so many people.

And the classification of "Spring Festival Youth" is even more funny. "This is really made when I was bragging, because the symptoms of people around me are getting more and more serious. It is very funny when applied to the Spring Festival!" "The four creators all said that when they made fun of the Spring Festival Transport, they just wanted to say that the Spring Festival Transport was such a hard thing, and the "Youth during the Spring Festival Transport" couldn't afford to be hurt!