April Fool's Day: A helpless smile in the face of China's current situation

April Fool's Day: A helpless smile in the face of China's current situation Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question. Who is the person who represents you even if he doesn't know you? Fan Wei: His father is an illegitimate child. Gao Xiumin: Wrong! …

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question. Who is the person who represents you even though he doesn’t know you? Fan Wei: His father is an illegitimate child. Gao Xiumin: Wrong! He is a deputy to the National People's Congress.

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question. I have heard about it since I was a child, but what is it that you have never seen? Fan Wei: Ghost. Gao Xiumin: Wrong! It is a communist society.

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question. Who is the person who always wants you to be responsible for her but she is not responsible for you? Fan Wei: Second wife. Gao Xiumin: Wrong! It's a bank.

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question. You only have a house of 10 square meters, and your neighbor changes it from 0 square meters to 100 square meters. Has your living area increased? Fan Wei: No. Gao Xiumin: No, the average housing area in your neighborhood has been increased by 50 square meters, and your sense of happiness has increased significantly. Come on, have a smile.

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question. What is the point of advertising fake drugs, talking about the effects of fake drugs, and denouncing the dangers of fake drugs at the same time? Fan Wei: Charlatan. Gao Xiumin: Wrong, it’s CCTV.

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question. What four languages ​​do you need to be proficient in to be an official in China? Fan Wei: English, French, Russian and Japanese. Gao Xiumin: Wrong! Lies, empty words, big words and clichés.

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question, which school has the highest crime rate among graduates in the world? Fan Wei: A poor vocational and technical school Gao Xiumin: Wrong! Central Party School.