Only when we arrived_ did we know

When we arrived_ did we know Zhang Zhaohong. Let’s travel around the world and take a trip from the Americas: When we arrived in the United States, we realized that no matter who the other party is, you can file a lawsuit and sue us...

We arrived_ and then we knew Zhang Zhaohong. After we arrived in the United States, we realized that no matter who the other party is, you can file a lawsuit and sue us. When I arrived in Hawaii, I learned that women don’t need to buy bras. When I arrived in Canada, I realized that it is a place larger than China and has fewer people than Beijing. When I arrived in Mexico, I learned that if I wanted to go to the United States, I could go underground. When I arrived in Panama, I realized that a river also represents the importance of sovereignty. When I arrived in Brazil, I realized that there is no need to be ashamed of wearing very little clothes. When I arrived in Cuba, I learned that cigars have N kinds of flavors. When I arrived in Chile, I realized that it was difficult for the train to turn around within the country. When I arrived in Argentina, I realized that not knowing football would make people faint. When I arrived in Europe: When I arrived in Northern Europe, I realized that the sun can also sleep in. When I arrived in Germany, I realized that double B’s pride was in being strict. When I arrived in England, I realized that the happiness and joy in fairy tales were all fake. When I arrived in the Netherlands, I realized how high the sea level was. When I arrived in France, I realized that being teased can be very flirtatious. When I arrived in Spain, I realized that I could still laugh out loud while being lifted up to the sky by a bull. When I arrived in Yugoslavia, I realized why some people didn’t want to return to the embrace of their motherland. When I arrived in Russia, I learned that vodka is a drink. When I arrived in Austria, I realized that even a beggar could play a minor tune. When I arrived in Switzerland, I realized that people would laugh at me if I didn’t have a million dollars to open a bank account. When I arrived in Denmark, I realized that you can actually write a fairy tale without drafting it. When I arrived in Italy, I realized that GUCCI and PRADA were even less popular than those in China. When I arrived in Greece, I realized that the charming places were actually ruined temples. When I arrived at the Vatican, I learned that if you shoot anywhere in the Vatican, you can shoot a bird in Rome. When I arrived in Africa, I realized that cannibalism is sometimes necessary. When I arrived in Egypt, I realized how mysterious a tower can be. When I arrived in the Sahara, I realized the importance of saving water. When I arrived in South Africa, I realized that ivory was rarer than diamonds. When I arrived in the Middle East, I realized that it was hard to distinguish between personal life and national dignity. After arriving in Arabia, I realized how proud it is to be a man. When I arrived in Afghanistan, I realized that even if I was wronged, I could not file a complaint. Only after arriving in Iraq did I learn about guns and ammunition; they can be found everywhere. Back to Asia: When I arrived in Japan, I realized that people who refuse to admit their mistakes can sometimes be very polite. When I arrived in South Korea, I realized that Asian football makes God almost crazy. When I arrived in Thailand, I realized that my beautiful sister actually had a bird in her pants. When I arrived in Hong Kong, I realized that celebrities all wear masks. Only after arriving in China did I realize how important family planning is.