Have a happy Monday - money belongs to the country, your life is your own

Have a happy Monday - money belongs to the country, your life is your own Zhang Zhaohong FW A group of robbers in Guangdong said a wise saying when robbing a bank: …

Zhang Zhaohong FW

>A group of robbers in Guangdong said a wise saying when they were robbing a bank: "Don't touch anything. The money belongs to the country, but your life is your own!" Everyone lay down without saying a word.

The robber glanced at the cashier who was lying on the table with her limbs in the air, and said: "Please lie down in a civilized manner! This is a robbery of wealth, not sex!"

After the robber returned, , one of the new robbers with a master's degree said, "Boss, let's quickly count how many we robbed."

The old robber (primary school education) said: "Are you stupid? There are so many, how long are you going to count today?" Wouldn’t you know it just by watching the news at night? "

——This is called work experience. Work experience is more important than academic qualifications these days!

After the robbers left, the president said," Report the crime quickly!" Just as the director was about to leave, the president hurriedly said: "Wait a minute! Add the five million we embezzled privately last time!"

The director said: "It would be great if the robbers come here once a month."

Work is boring, happiness is the most important!

The next day the news broadcast reported that the bank was robbed of 100 million, but the robbers kept counting and only got 20 million. The boss scolded: "Damn it, I fought for my life to steal 20 million, but the bank president made 80 million with just his fingers. It seems that he still needs to study these days!"

The bank president got excited and said to the director after seeing the news broadcast. Said: "Damn, finally the hole in the PetroChina stock purchase was filled through the robbers."

After the hole was filled, there was still 40 million more. The president said to the director: "Quickly put forward the 40 million to buy pigs. The price of pork is bullish."