Gu Dong: Thirteen Types of Women

Gu Dong: Thirteen Types of Women Women are a topic that is endlessly discussed and explained. If you don’t understand women, if you don’t understand women, then men definitely don’t understand women…

Gu Dong: Thirteen Types of Women Women are a topic that is endlessly discussed and explained. If you don’t understand women and you don’t understand women, then men definitely don’t understand women. We have tried to look at women from different angles and different standpoints, such as economic, logical, aesthetic, and sexual aspects. But women are so subtle, so wonderful, so wonderful! As soon as they appear, your eyes become greedy, your mind becomes blasphemous, your views become subjective, and your mouth becomes frivolous. You can't really understand their inner world, but can only classify them based on their body appearance, words and deeds. So there are some metaphors as follows: 1. Real women. They are soft, gentle, and well-mannered. They are both a mistress who can be called in bed and a close friend who can be talked out of bed. This is the highest honor a woman can get, but men can't find such a perfect woman even if they search all over the world! 2. Man-in-law. They are bold and domineering, and they only care about grabbing the spotlight and competing for performance. They never take men seriously, let alone what love is. Flowers, candlelight, champagne, and delicious food are all unmoved. Tennis, golf, real estate speculation, and stock trading are his strengths. They are tougher than strong women and bolder than men. They are not good rivals in love, but they are good partners in career. With her, you will be more successful, but you will also want to find a woman more. 3. Bold and unrestrained type. Different from a man's mother-in-law. They have avant-garde concepts and outstanding behaviors. Such as the beautiful writer who writes with her body, such as the psychedelic girl who takes pleasure in sex. They regard sexual behavior as drinking water, and they regard public toilets and urinals in the eyes of men. 4. High sinus type. Or rich but unruly, or beautiful but arrogant. You are not her lover, but her slave. You are not her husband, but her purse. For her, you will lose your masculinity and dignity as a man. 5. Nanny type. Not very beautiful, but very gentle, not very capable, but very hard-working. Keep the house bright and clean, and serve your husband meticulously. She is more attentive than her mother and humbler than her nanny, but men don’t know the blessings in their blessings and think she is not feminine enough! 6. Busty type. She has big breasts and hips, and she likes to show off her coquettishness. Women feel sad when they see it, and men feel itchy when they see it. I don’t know how many women cried for her, and I don’t know how many men fell for her. Who says big breasts mean no brains? Men also have big breasts, so she will make the best use of her breasts and make sure to charm you! 7. The clean-cut type. Some people harshly call them washboards and airports. This is unfair! They lack nothing except a pair of bloated breasts (which they actually have). Delicate and graceful, lively and light, smart and considerate, when you see her, you will feel like spring breeze, and you can't help but want to hold her hand, hum a love song to her, or tell her an interesting story. She is your happiest lover and most compatible wife. 8. Cool type. Definitely not Gao Dou, completely different from the unreasonable and self-important daughter. It's so beautiful, it's like a feathered fairy, a transparent pink white jade statue. He can be intimidating without being angry, and he always has a soul-stirring charm that makes people dare not look at him squarely, and certainly not dare to disrespect him. It's a pity that most of these women are narcissists, and they are probably a dull beauty. 9. Vase type. Beautiful but imbecile, arrogant but ignorant. Women despise it with contempt, and men praise it with admiration. The woman who won this honor is not ashamed, but rather a little happy, because regardless of praise or criticism, you have affirmed her existence. 10. Pathological type. It has nothing to do with menstruation, nor is it a sad autumn. It's just that Lin Daiyu is reincarnated, and her old love moans without illness and loses her temper. This kind of woman is lovable, but after all, it is not the style that modern people should have. Sooner or later, she will be disgusted and despised by others. 11. Long tongue type. Like a little bird, chirping and jumping. My favorite is Zhang’s Family and Li’s Family, there is big news every minute. When the gossip comes up, the eyebrows are full of joy, and when the mother-in-law rises, she feels strange. He is both the FBI and Reuters, the eyes and ears of his colleagues, and the mouthpiece of his neighbors. 12. Stingy type. They divided into two groups, each going to extremes. One end is kind to others and hard on oneself ___ Knows thrift behind closed doors, generous and generous when open the door, so even though she is "lonely", she still has many friends; the other end is kind to herself but thins out others ___ I want whatever I want, regardless of wealth, but including my husband, everyone has to spend money, so you can't even think of getting the slightest advantage! However, they are all masters of bargaining, and if you hire someone to help you when shopping, you will definitely get a discount. 13. The snake-scorpion type, also known as the X-sister type. They are dissatisfied and don't care about blessings. They don't know how high the sky is and how difficult it is to farm. If you find someone who is being taken advantage of, you will spend money like water, and spend it lavishly without thinking too much; if you catch a big fish in the water, you will shop like a wheel of rice, you will see the conspiracy, and you will get good luck. Money is tight here, but there is a lot of credit card swiping, and all the men who have cheated on her have gone bankrupt. Of course there are more than thirteen categories of women. However, the number thirteen represents unlucky, and "Thirteen o'clock" seems to be a sign of being crazy. If the discomfort is enough and you give up as soon as you feel better, you may be attacked by high heels and be pierced through your head, so you have to stop there.