Kitchen Drama Where is the safety?

Kitchen Talk Where is safety? Uncle Jia There is a saying, "Three women in a fair", which implicitly means that women talk a lot...

There is a saying, "Three women in a fair," which implicitly means that women talk loudly (like Miss Fang). Three women go to a fair (market), but in fact, three kitchen guys gather in a fair.

Uncle Jia was drinking tea in a teahouse last week. Because it was still early for dinner, a few kitchen guys were free. Everyone was making loud noises in the kitchen, which shook the floor. We thought they were quarreling (cursing) or talking about women (Kitchen Guys special topic), but after listening carefully, it turned out that they were talking about the killing of bin Laden, the world's terrorist tycoon.

Kitchen A said: Binla was born in a wealthy family, worth billions of dollars, rich in wealth, rich in body, and in his prime, at an age when he could have been an actress and model. However, for his own beliefs and dissatisfaction with U.S. foreign policy, he resolutely gave up the luxurious society and went into the deep mountains and wild mountains of the Afghan desert to train radicals in the base. He specialized in confronting Europe and the United States. He extended his claws to various countries and carried out terrorist attacks everywhere. The last thing he should have done was the 9.11 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon in New York, which inspired the United States to send troops and spend more than 40 billion U.S. dollars in military expenditures every year. The CIA offered a reward of 25 million for his arrest. This man, who is called the number one terrorist by the United States, has been hiding in Tibet for ten years. Many intelligence sources thought that he was hiding in caves in the mountains and wilds of Afghanistan, ignoring the fireworks of the world. It turned out that he was hiding in a mansion in Pakistan, with a vast land, planting chickens and raising chickens. After seven years of living freely, his mansion is still a stone's throw away from the Pakistan Military Academy. The most dangerous place is the safest.

However, Bin Laden was eventually killed by the US military in Pakistan. When the news came back, many people gathered in Times Square in New York to celebrate bin Laden's death.

Kitchen B said: What is there to celebrate? One bin Laden died, another bin Laden came, and the dead and thieves came back to life. There are still more than 5,000 radicals in the base, all of them are true heroes who regard death as home. They are more terrifying than Bin Laden. After a period of time, they will come back and attack everywhere, and the world will never have peace.

Kitchen C said: Yes! The world is at war, and bomb attacks have been coupled with frequent natural disasters in recent years, including the Wenchuan earthquake, the Indonesian tsunami, the Taiwan typhoon, the South American floods, the Mississippi floods in the United States, the Kentucky tornado, and this year's earthquake in Japan, which caused the Fukushima nuclear reactor to leak and spread radiation everywhere. There is no way to go and no way to avoid it. Speaking of which, Phoenix is ​​the safest city. There are no earthquakes, no tsunamis, no floods, wind disasters, tornadoes, and no terrorist attacks. As the saying goes, "If the world is in chaos, the local area will never have to worry."

Kitchen A said: That’s why I moved here from California in my early years

Kitchen B added something more before Kitchen A finished speaking. He has always been an alarmist and immediately pointed out that North Korea’s current missiles have a range of more than 5,000 meters and can reach the United States. If the United States goes too far with their SANCTION and drives their dogs into the back alleys, their missiles will land in our kitchens in a minute!

At this time, Sister Xia, a girl from Qitai, lost her beauty when she heard this. She asked Uncle Jia if he was so snobbish. I said that when I was fighting in Korea sixty years ago, some Korean boys used shotguns. The range was only 200 yards. It was safe to go beyond 200 yards. I don’t know now.