Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Zhang Zhaohong If there are many trees, there must be dead branches, and if there are many people, there must be idiots. A gentleman's revenge is never too late. The villain takes revenge all day long. Being handsome is useless! In the end...

Funny quotes Zhang Zhaohong: When there are many trees, there are dead branches, and when there are many people, there are idiots. A gentleman's revenge is never too late. The villain takes revenge all day long. Being handsome is useless! In the end, he was not eaten by pawns. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, but may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, but may also be a "birdman". Even Believe still has a lie in the middle. Even Friend will have an end in the end. Even Lover will eventually over. Even if it is Forget, it must be obtained first. Even if there is a Wife, I still have to assume if. If a tree doesn't need bark, it will surely die. If a person is shameless, he is invincible. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it. Customers are gods because customers are not human beings. The four shortcomings of the future are: money is tight, brow is tight, clothes are tight, and time is tight. Youth is like toilet paper. It seems like there are quite a lot of them, but once I use them, it’s not enough. Happiness is very close to us, but we have forgotten to get closer. Those who are able work harder, those who are tired work harder! After the age of fifty, a man will only have one mouth. After the age of sixty, only two places will become hard: hard shoulders and cirrhosis of the liver. Welfare is not the problem, the problem is the lack of welfare. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money. Today's things are done today, and there is no need after today.